KURT AND BLAINE LOVE-MAKING FOR THE FUCKING WIN.
Now that THAT's out of the way, let's talk about the episode.
+Artie can be kind of a douche, which he was up until the eleventh hour last night. His speech before the show repaired my feelings for him, thankfully. But seriously, Artie, do you have to be a drug addict to act the part of a drug addict? Do you have to be gay to play the part of a gay man? NO, ARTIE, YOU DO NOT.
+My favourite scene of the entire episode was the one in the Blaine's room when he's dancing like a goober to ROXY MUSIC and Kurt's lounging on the bed. I love how Kurt just casually brings up sex; they're that comfortable with each other now (SQUEEEEEE). And I absolutely adored the way Blaine put his hand on his own chest for emphasis (fuck, Darren, cool it with the HOTNESS), and the way he grabbed Kurt's face and made that little fond, humming noise when he kissed Kurt.
"Because of the layers."
+Okay, it's pretty horrible that Finn forgot Rachel doesn't eat meat, but the WAY Finn said all that made me LOL like you would not even BELIEVE. FINN YOU FUCKING MORON.
+Bieste, omg. OMG. KILL ME WITH YOUR TEARS, JESUS! I love her deeply.
+Sebastian can just GTFO as far as I'm concerned. I genuinely find him so deeply annoying that I can't put it into words. I'm biased, obviously, but ick. Such a loser. The Klaine+Sebastian scene pretty much killed me with awesome; Kurt was such a little snarky BAMF! Love the way he says, "We're in."
Was not a fan of the first coffee shop scene at Dalton. Or of the way he and Blaine looked at each other. I'm not worried at the moment, but I still didn't like it.
+"Have sex with Taylor Lautner before he gets fat. It's stupid, it's stupid." "No, it's hot."
THE WAY BLAINE'S LOOKIGN AT KURT IN THAT SCENE, LIKE HE WANTS TO SHOVE KURT UP AGAINST HE LOCKER IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND SINK HIS MOUTH DOWN ON TO HIS COCK--HNNNNNNNNNNG
+Karofskyyyyy. SHIT. "I'm what the ycall a bear cub." "Because you look like Yogi?"
Love how Kurt can't stop looking over at Blaine, and vice versa, during that scene.
And, of course, the way he shoves right in between Sebastian and Blaine to shimmy with his boyfriend. Hysterical.
+The car scene was SO intense. Blaine's desperate teenage fumbling, and Kurt's righteous frustration. GOD SO HURTY AND AMAZING. I love them both so MUCH.
+I don't care what anyone says, Santana made America her bitch. Also, Uptown Girls was amazing, not only the song itself, but the way Blaine was acctepted back into the fold and welcomed back so whole-heartedly. Really missed the Warblers.
+"My heart is at McKinley."
KURT IS HIS HEART, MY CREYS.
+"You take my breath away." !!!!!!!!!!!!!
The end of my rambly, excited thoughts. Nothing can harsh my squee right now. I may how more in-depth analysis at some point, but right now
- Current Mood: ecstatic